OH right, I have a Tumblr
As if anyone ever really read this thing. What do I possibly have to say? It seems like I’m always coming up with something witty and/or embarrassing on my facebook status’ - yet like Facebook status’ my thoughts usually fill about two to three sentences at most and then after that I go back to being braindead in front of my computer until I come back into consciousness long enough to form another coherent thought.
So that would explain my lack of posting on here for some time. It is also why I am completely inept at getting any other writing done whatsoever.
I’ll be like: “Hey! I’m going to write a book!” which is followed by 10 minutes staring at a blank word document going: “What the fuck am I doing? Every thought I come up with is retarded.” And repeat this ad nauseum.
I don’t doubt the power of good writing to inspire people into creating great or even mildly decent works - but I feel reading extremely poor writing is even more inspiring, because anybody can read something that’s complete shit and go “Sweet Jesus even I could do better than that!” The problem lies in recognizing when a work is indeed poorly written. For instance: Sarah Palin, Stephanie Meyer, etc… Sometimes a work is so misguided and devoid of any creativity you cannot help but become depressed and you become uninspired and cry yourself to sleep because you feel like you were just sexually assaulted by a piece of shit—I mean writing.
My apologies to women writers - it just so happens that Palin and Meyers both have vagina’s. Technically Palin isn’t an author too so…there’s that.
Stefan Sidelnick is everything and nothing at once. Sometimes he is a poet, other times a comedian, but mostly he is lazy and will post whatever he feels like.
